{"id":16550,"date":"2023-04-27T09:51:49","date_gmt":"2023-04-27T09:51:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rhesusnegative.net\/staynegative\/?p=16550"},"modified":"2023-04-27T10:11:39","modified_gmt":"2023-04-27T10:11:39","slug":"a-conclusion-is-the-place-where-you-got-tired-of-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rhesusnegative.net\/staynegative\/a-conclusion-is-the-place-where-you-got-tired-of-thinking\/","title":{"rendered":"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"datebytype\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"datebytype\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what Steven Wright&#8217;s blood type is, but he also said the following:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>1 &#8211; I&#8217;d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2 &#8211; Borrow money from pessimists &#8212; they don&#8217;t expect it back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3 &#8211; Half the people you know are below average.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4 &#8211; 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5 &#8211; <a><\/a>82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>6 &#8211; A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>7 &#8211; A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>8 &#8211; If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>9 &#8211; All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>10 &#8211; The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>11 &#8211; I almost had a psychic girlfriend, &#8230;.. But she left me before we met.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>12 &#8211; OK, so what&#8217;s the speed of dark?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>13 &#8211; How do you tell when you&#8217;re out of invisible ink?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>14 &#8211; If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>15 &#8211; Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>16 &#8211; When everything is coming your way, you&#8217;re in the wrong lane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>17 &#8211; Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>18 &#8211; Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>19 &#8211; I intend to live forever &#8230; So far, so good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>20 &#8211; If Barbie is so popu, why do you have to buy her friends?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>21 &#8211; Eagles may soar, but weasels don&#8217;t get sucked into jet engines.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>22 &#8211; What happens if you get scared half to death twice?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>23 &#8211; My mechanic told me, &#8220;I couldn&#8217;t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>24 &#8211; Why do psychics have to ask you for your name<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>25 &#8211; If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>26 &#8211; A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>27 &#8211; Experience is something you don&#8217;t get until just after you need it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>28 &#8211; The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>29 &#8211; To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>30 &#8211; The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>31 &#8211; The sooner you fall behind, the more time you&#8217;ll have to catch up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>32 &#8211; The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>33 &#8211; Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don&#8217;t have film.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>34 &#8211; If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, skydiving is not for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>35 &#8211; If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top:5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_twitter_via = \"datebytype\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"datebytype\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; 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